HANDLING SIDE CHICS AND INSECURITY IN A RELATIONSHIP

Christianity has limited men to one partner, which I think is a bit unfair to us. If I’m to get married and be stuck with one woman for the rest of my life she gotta be a stone freak so that I don’t cheat that much. Ideally, a man should be honest with his girlfriend and tell her that she will get queen treatment but occasionally he will give in to random women. But women don’t want the truth.. Truth hurts and bitches hate pain.

The mere thought that her man for found a bitch freakier than her is enough to get these bitches wanting to slit a nigga’s throat. Believe me, we have women who wake their man up, talking about “Why aren’t you snoring nigga?! You’re saying I’m untrustworthy? Who are you fucking?!”. They assume that if a man doesn’t snore, he’s afraid to fall in to a deep sleep around her and give up a secret!

What these ladies never want to find out though, is why a side chic finds accomodation in a relationship. Many ladies argue that men can’t keep their pants zipped, but that’s a blatant lie. In all cases of men cheating, it’s always the woman that creates space for another woman to prosper. Before you slit your man’s throat due to suspicion that he’s cheating, you need to answer this question… ‘Is our
relationship side chic proof?’ As long as you keep telling your man what you won’t do, it’s not!

Y’all should know that when you tell a man, “I can’t do this”, what he hears is “You have my permission to find some bitch who can”. For you to control the side chic population, stop telling your man “NO”. It’s a fact that a lot of you ladies assume that just coz you’ve bagged him you got nothing else to prove. You need to realize that getting the wife title doesn’t mean that you’re exempt from licking his balls. So if sperm has never landed and slid off your tonsil since you got wifed, that means he burns unnecessary fuel to have this task executed.

Ladies, I’ll tell you this for free.. If you spent less time wondering and more time fucking your man so he don’t have the energy to walk out of the house you’d be happier. Maybe you thought not fucking him last night coz of how you feel was cool but in reality you just helped some other bitch get a better dick session. Your vagina should be easiest for him to get, don’t make it easier for him to get sex elsewhere.

If you want to keep things spicy with your man, you have to stop and ask yourself, “What would a side chic do?”. For instance, if your man is up with his stomach rumbling but you’re steady tweeting and uploading selfies on Instagram, STOP! Get breakfast started. His side chic would…

Side chics don’t get the credit they deserve, in my opinion. They’re not even whores, since they actually stay faithful to commited a man. Believe it or not, side chics are the glue that holds some
relationships together. I’ll explain.. See, ladies: When you piss him off, he calls the side chic, gets fucked and fed, and comes back to you happy. He may even apologize for what you did wrong. He was probably on the verge of leaving your ass, but the side chic stepped in and saved the day. Be thankful she sucked his dick and saved your relationship.

As a man, if you get busted by your wife, stop telling her a lie about what you didn’t do that she caught you doing and explain to her what will help you feel bad about doing it again. But if it’s a lady you’re just dating, you don’t need apologies, you don’t owe her any loyalty. No matter how many years of fucking you ladies, the only thing you should demand is respect. His other bitches are justified if he hasn’t wifed you. If you see another bitch calling his phone you have no right to answer, unless you’re his wife. Wife is validation, everything else fornication, bitches!

The worst you can do if you bust the man you’re dating with another woman is dump to him. But know that you’ll never get married if you leave every time a nigga cheats on you. Rather than be mad that he’s fucking another bitch, find out what you did wrong that he found it necessary to do it. Talk to old folks if you want the cheat code to life. The problem today is that young bitches clique up and take up each others advice and never prosper. Our grandmas accepted as much as 10 co-wives and never acted bitchy about it!

If you’re worried about losing your man to another woman, that means you know he’s missing something in the relationship and he has to find it elsewhere… You’re punching way above your weight, go and find your level. You just can’t blame him for your failures! Insecurity should be treated just like an STD. Stop looking for relationships until you get that disease cleared up!