I’m certain the Devil lives in Kenya.. We love pussy too much, chasing it is a national obsession!! In fact, I know men that’ll walk a tight rope across the Menengai Crater if there was some pussy on the other side. Nothing wrong with that tho.. Sometimes it’s okay to woo the pussy, just don’t make yourself a fool chasing it. I’ve seen chics walk away briskly from dudes, and they’re doing a light jog to keep up with her.. Funny shit to watch! Really, guys, don’t follow her ass down the street, pleading for her number, after she said ‘NO’ 37 times.. Won’t change her mind bruh!
Still, even if she were to say ‘YES’, you might just end up short.. Women are masters of illusion. 9/10 times, what you see is ain’t you get. One thing, bitches never appreciate shit men go thru’ to make their asses comfortable. Once, a thirsty dude called a Ho an ‘Angel’ and surprisingly, she believed him, and now you can’t tell any of these devils that she ain’t one! That’s why men lie.. You tell a bitch the truth and she be wishing it was a lie! So everything wrong gotta be Man’s doing! Nothing is ever her fault, especially matters sex! You can’t feel a damn pussy wall, yo dick small… Really? They’ve been telling the same lie since Adam and Eve.. She swore she could upgrade Adam if he ate that Apple. Look what happened? We’d still be walking around butt-naked if it wasn’t for Eve.. And to think Adam gave his rib to that bitch!
If we had a choice, we’d shop for pussy at Nakumatt or Tuskys just like Ho’s fill shopping trolleys with 10 inch dildos. Sadly, God limited our options and we can’t do without them. The one thing I can’t give up is good pussy. Waking up without a soft booty in your bed to love and caress is depressing small small. You could kidnap my whole family and I probably won’t notice till Christmas if you left me some pussy.
That’s why I’m never late on my tithes, to thank God for putting these bitches in my life. Vagina is a blessing you know! I’ll hustle hard to get some. But not just any pussy! Yes, I love pussy but I refuse to sleep with anything. Sorry! My dick ain’t for every bitch. I’d rather jack off with a hand full of sawdust than sleep with some of y’all ladies. That’s why some of you are single in a world where men kill each other for pussy. After blaming anything but yourselves without answers, the soul searching ends up at the altar where y’all bitter bitches tithe your way to poverty praying that God sends you a good man.. Buuuut! The good men are praying that GOD doesn’t send him a woman like them! In short, fellas, there are types of pussy you don’t have to waste dick on.
Sex is the motivation to be good at what you do, and with the right person it can be addictive as fuck. I remember one night in high school I was gifted some pussy by the Christian Union chairlady that had me up bright and early writing Jesus a recomendation letter to make sure the bitch makes it into heaven. That box was too good that when she went down on her knees next morning to pray for our forgiveness, I stood in front of her with my dick out, hoping to get some head after she was done praying on her knees. If you’re a lady with that good ‘O’ then niggas behaviour starts making sense. Like, some of y’all who got that warm ‘Sleeping Bag’ pussy, where a dude nuts and doesn’t pull out till the next morning.
If you listen to female gossip, however, you soon find out that all bitches brag to other bitches about how good their pussy is… Since y’all claim to have that outstanding pussy, then where are the bitches with average pussy at? Let a man be the Judge, damnit!!
Personally, I can tell by just looking at a lady if her box is worth my attention. I know a dead vagina when I see one! A lot of young niggas don’t know shit about fucking tho.. It’s my civic duty to dish out tips to them, I’m only giving back to the community!
See, fellas think a Club is the only joint they can get pussy juice on their D with minimal effort. True, they are packed with ugly Ho’s on the wrong side of 30, waiting to pounce on ANY Dick.. They just give pussy away, literally. Once, I saw a bitch leave a club with a man so old, I swear he must’ve been the dude that held the glass of water that Jesus turned into wine. How they got down is still a mystery, coz I don’t see how his dick could get hard, doping with viagra factored in too.. Not even if the bitch put the dick in a deep freezer! She must’ve killed him, then rode the hard dick after rigor mortis set in!
Amazingly, these bitches are quick to brand men ‘thirsty’ to have the illusion of being wanted, never mind their mop been bone dry since Raila lost the election! Uuh, bitch, pour your pussy a drink first! These same bitches would have a press conference for the opening of a ‘good morning’ text. A guy just looked at you simply coz you’re in his line of sight for fucks sake, what’s the big deal?
In the next post, I’ll school y’all on what your dick shouldn’t be busted staring at…
Self Esteem™ 