Good evening to the Hoes that thanked the Lord for another day… I’m sure he was confused about that but okay, I hope business is good!
I’ve noticed that the more money ladies make, the more lonely they are.. Shows that you don’t make the money, the money makes you! A lady gets a promotion at her job, and every nigga ain’t on her level any more, including her kids father.. Funny to me! That’s why we got so many single mums nowdays, talking about “I don’t want a man around my kids, I can raise em up myself!”.. So why are you fucking ‘Any man’ though? Bitches that ‘Got her Own’ never have ‘Her Own Man’ coz you’re so focussed on being a pedestal yet he’s milking your Dumb ass dry! Just coz your kids father thinks YOU ain’t shit, it doesn’t mean you should tell your kids HE aint shit.. It’s YOU he hates! You bitter bitches are always underestimating the importance of a father in a child’s life until it’s fuckin too late… If you’re one of them women that poisons your child’s mind against their father, I hope one of your pussy lips swell up to the size of a melon..
I wonder why some ladies breeding rats and roaches try to make you take off your shoes when you come into their dusty house, then give you that look that says “So you got smelly feet?”, when you refuse to. Bitch, fuh’whut? So that my toes can be chewed by those starving rats mating on the carpet? I’d rather go back! By the way ladies, if you invite a man to your place and you’re both relaxed on the couch watching a movie and a cockroach runs across the TV screen.. The only way to redeem yourself is to give him some Head.. So you should hurry up, unzip his pants and start sucking so that he doesn’t leave…
:RELATIONSHIP ADVICE:
.Ladies.. STOP supporting your hoe friend everytime she gets pregnant.. Bring that bitch some plan B pills to the Baby Shower next time she delivers..
.Cute bitches complain about being single coz they think it’s their right to have a man. Bitch, we men know that cute gets old,
but personality doesn’t, that’s why your ugly friend has a man..
.Fellas.. If you can’t pronounce the words on prescription bottles in her cabinet.. Wear a Condom! She got something!
.Ladies.. If your man got braids and skinny jeans on, you should know that he likes to sit naked between another dude’s legs!
.Men NEVER CHEAT on women.. What usually happens is that most women find about his new woman during the transition phase and raise hell over nothing 😀
.Ladies.. Admitting that you don’t give Head in 2012 is admitting that you don’t know how to keep a man happy, which is your Biblical responsibility.. You’re not living up to your full potential! As the great Martin Luther King Jr said, “Women shouldn’t be judged by the content of their character.. But by the Quality of Head they give!”
.Ladies.. If all your friends are getting married except you.. Then you’re the hoe out of the crew! You make a nice bridesmaid though..
.Fellas.. If you must have a change of diet, then use a condom! I know some nigga got an STD but keeping quiet about it so that the girlfriend thinks she gave it to him. Ladies.. If you’ve had more than one STD, then you trust that dick way too much!
.Ladies.. Please know how dress up for special events like church and weddings.. Now we even got bitches turning up for interviews dressed in leggins and a blazer.. Sex doesn’t sell everything!
.A dude only wanting to fuck is no different from a bitch that only wants a man for his money, so why is yo gold diggin ass complaining when you see her with another man..
.Ladies.. A real woman hand washes her man’s boxers after a three hour gym session.. If y’all single ladies are too good for that, then forget hearing some wedding bells EVER!
Men lie about two things, Money and Dick size.. So ladies, next time you see that man flossing with an iPhone bragging how he watches EPL on a 62 inch LCD.. Know you’re about to be surprised with a short dick in a shack made out of Samsung TV boxes! But it’s fair trade, after all, you ladies lie about EVERYTHING.. That you’re wife material, pussy size, fake hair, fake nails etc
Lastly, since it’s Saturday and chilly weather is trending now, I expect a lot of niggas to be spotting wrinkled nutsacks tomorrow after emptying all the contents due to cold weather inspired coitus.. All I ask is, don’t do shit you’ll regret later, wrap it up before you use it on her!